So here goes:
Fawk You to high gas prices! Even though they've gone down some, it still costs me $85 to fill up my truck! And I don't get far enough on that!
Fawk You to Nomac Drilling for making their pushers work rig moves (this is for Laila!)
Fawk You to computer viruses and their creators!!
Fawk You to all the good snacks that tempt me constantly!!
Fawk You to my bathroom scales!
Fawk You to this horrible drought we're in!!
Fawk You to these insanely record setting HOT days we're having as well!
Fawk You to this crazy sciatic nerve that is crippling me!!
Fawk You to this fat, furry hamster than only runs on his wheel AFTER 10 pm. WHY?? You damned nocturnal rodent!!
Alrighty, good night folks! I feel a little better.